Maybe today at noon, you use your work break to swim as physical therapy to heal your foot with the bruising and cracked toes.
Let’s say after you remove your velcro medical slipper and lower yourself into the water, leaving your crutches within easy reach a swimmer, your mom’s age, swims past and pushes you into the the pool wall.
You use your arms to paddle out of the way and under a rope dividing lanes. A man a bit younger than your grandpa asks if you can swim and if you’d like to take his spot. You answer, “F–, yeah!” and you exchange a fist-bump. This is for that kind of day.
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